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Frozen Synapse

Introduction
Frozen Synapse is a simple arena style tactical game with a simultaneous turn based interface. There’s a single player story based campaign and a ranked multiplayer game, both which revolve around completing an objective in an office-like map with your team of gunners.

Gameplay
The simultaneous turn based mode is probably not for some, but it leads to some very tense games. It works by both players issuing orders to their team, and when they’re done the next 5 seconds of orders play themselves out in realtime. The orders are issued from a single menu, but are surprisingly detailed – you can time your movements exactly how you need to without needing to learn a programming language to do it. The game features a sort of rehearsal button to play out in advance the orders you’ve given, and handily you can even issue test orders to the enemies to try to predict what they might do.
Once you commit to your orders (and once the other guy does in MP), the turn plays itself out exactly as ordered. All you can do is sit on the edge of the seat and hope that your predictions are right. It works nicely, being very satisfying when you pull off a kill, and amusing when your opponent gets one over on you.
I’ve not played all the game modes yet, but they’re pretty interesting and customisable, although every invitation you get will be for a fog-of-war deathmatch (and you’ll get a lot).

Sights and Sounds
The graphics are very stylised, representing a kind of virtual overview of what’s happening in the real world. Despite this the animations are lovely and the spurts of claret from a well placed sniper’s bullet are a nice contrast to the blue maps (and also give their position away). The ambient music is also very good, not intrusive but rather atmospheric.

Stuff that sucks
The single player campaign could be offputting. The story is told in little click-by-click dialogue boxes and doesn’t make a lot of sense, referring backwards and forwards to various cryptically named organisations. I skipped through almost all of it. Playing against the AI can also be frustrating without a human opponent to share a laugh with, especially since it can be bloody hard. Lastly, there’s not a huge amount of variety, and so its replay value might suffer pretty quickly

Conclusion
For a quick game every now and again it’s great. The old cliche ‘easy to pick up, difficult to master’ is true here, and that makes it compelling as your mistakes drive you to just one more go. In multiplayer it’s great, getting the drop on your opponent with an unpredictable tactic – especially if you can hear their ‘noooooo!’ on TS. The tactical side of things is detailed and the gameplay tense. I think it might not be for everyone, and the jury is out on how long you’ll be playing it for, but the game at its heart is very enjoyable.

Friday Diary: The Troll Rationale

After a week’s hiatus for many 5punkers courtesy of Bashes, we returned in force last night for friday games. I have to admit, I deliberately pushed for Fabyak’s suggestion for an opening game because I knew it would be fun to write about afterwards, but that’s okay – it’s fun to write about because it’s fun to play. The theme from last night, though, was trolling. Or rather anti-trolling and the proximity of that to being an actual troll. It’s a fine line.

I fucking hated these things.

I fucking hated these things.

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Friday Diary: Bashes and Not-Bashes

This week’s Friday Diary is brought to you courtesy of the 5punky bash weekend. Bashes are get-togethers we have several times a year in order to meet up and have a few drinks. They’re great for keeping us close as you get to know each other a lot better in person. Bashes usually have a theme too: Prof runs LAN parties, Joose and Grimmie tend towards beardygames, Mr Johnson’s are quite foody. This weekend we had two bashes on, by unavoidable coincidence. Grimmie held his annual bash, probably the longest running we have, and Anery held a not-bash. Since I went to the latter I will post about that, and hopefully someone else will do the same for the Grim-Bash.

Next time we play Battleshots

Next time we play Battleshots

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Sid Meier’s Ace Patrol

2K and Firaxis a recently started releasing games on tablets, and Sid Meier’s Ace Patrol caught my eye for its pedigree and interesting subject. So I picked it up for my iPad, for free and apparently identical to the PC version, to see if it was worth buying.

Neeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaw

Neeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaw

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The Friday Diary: Vulpomorphism

Friday night games can vary wildly in their medium, but not as wildly as the conversations over Teamspeak. Last night the gaming was as before, Battlefield 3 followed by some Dota 2, but the sparkling conversation included things possibly never discussed before by man.

Creepy shit like this was a 'highlight'

Creepy shit like this was a ‘highlight’

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The Friday Diary: Return of the BEEF

I’m going to try to make a regular feature of a quick diary of our 5punky gaming nights on fridays and saturdays. Not everyone can make them, but people may be interested in the games. Teamspeak forms the heart of our gaming nights, the games almost being there as a source of conversation. Beer also features quite highly. Our gaming nights have always been one of the things which keeps the community as close as it is.

Soldiers and beer are common themes.

Soldiers and beer are common themes.

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Lets Play: Spore Part 3

Lets Play: Spore Part 2

Lets Play: Spore Part 1

Games You Love Which I Hate

I’m going to start off the articles here with a controversial one. We all love games, that’s why we’re here, and quite often we all love the same game. Except me, I hate the things you love, and you hate me for that. The world is a place of love and hate. Okay, so I don’t hate all the things you love, but chances are you love these things, and I hate them. You might hate me for it. And I love that.

I also prefer Robocop

I don’t really love that.

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